sawamuraeijun:

it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.

wentzguyliner:

Emo Problem #826-
When the wind blows your side bangs back, and you see everyone you hate, with both eyes

prewars:

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

“BRUH”

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

colorsinautumn:

WHAT IF IN TRACK 2 ONE OF THE LYRICS IS “MAYBE IM THE PROBLEM”

I WILL DROP DEAD WHEREVER I AM SITTING OR STANDING

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 

guestuser341:

fight the system

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

when u REALLY need 2 sleep to prevent getting the sick but u cannot and u just lay there dying

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material